I want

Pizza. Really bad.

Instead I just attempted to eat my nasty Lean Cuisine... which must have had incorrect directions printed on the box since the 8 minutes on high burnt it to a crisp.

So now I'm dreaming about pizza.

With garlic... and spinach... and roma tomatoes... and zucchini... and sharp white cheddar... and feta... and parmesan...

So pretty much, someone please go to Lilly's and get me a Buddha. If you know what's good for you.