Fancy!

My best friend Kel and I both work in public relations. We get daily emails from reporters requesting sources on a variety of topics. We often send the funny ones to each other.

From last week:

Kelly to me:
Name: Cristabelle Tumola (Olive Oil Times)

Category: General
Email: query-j85@helpareporter.com
Media Outlet: Olive Oil Times
Deadline: 05:00 PM EST - 21 August

Query:
I am looking for sources for an article about adopt an olive oil
tree programs both in the U.S. and abroad.

Me to Kelly:
The bigger question at hand is how do I get to be a writer for Olive Oil Times?!?!

Kelly to me: Agreed! If only we had names like Cristabelle Tumola!

Me to Kelly:
Gah I know!!!! Soooo jealous. I'll start calling you Kellabelle!

Kelly to me:
LOLabelle!

The end.